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This is how I occupy my time most days

Here I am, on the phone with the editors of the Cambridge Series in Statistical and Probabilistic Mathematics, trying to correct all the errors that Mr. Norris made in authoring his text on Markov Chains. It turned out that I had no clue what a Markov Chain was.

And of course, this is me hard at work trying to find the total mass of the universe. If you truly understood the essence of my research, you would know that this information is quite valuable to my analysis of Ultrawideband systems.

In my spare time I am a star player for the Italian soccer team AC Milan. It was me who recently scored the winning penalty shot to make my team the winners of the 2003 Champions League Cup. Booyah.