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Life of Love

 

There was a girl named Sarah she had long brown hair, and she was a Native American and she liked a boy named Michael he was a tall, American with big muscles as big as a rhino. She would write him love letters but never addressed it like the one below:


Dear Michael,

I really like you and I don’t want to sign it. I wish I could write more but I have nothing to say. You see me but you do not notice I wish I had the nerves to talk to you.

Please like,
Admirer


She was a straight A student but once she started to write to him her grades started to drop to B’s, C’s and even D’s. She had to stay after school once or twice to catch-up on her work. She got one letter on Friday that was assigned to her from Michael. It read like this:

Hey Sarah,
It’s Michael. I know that you’re my admirer. I really like you to but I didn’t know how to tell you. So now that it’s out, Do you want to meet somewhere maybe at 12:00. Just tell me were.

They went to the La’ Parenta the fanciest restaurant in the world. They grew up to be divorced in 2000. They had 4 children in three years. Michael was nothing like Sarah’s dad but much better he worked in the hospital.

 

The Space Monkey

Once there was a monkey who was weird but smart like me. He looked in the garbage and saw an add in the newspaper about a monkey astronaut. He grabbed the paper and ran to the address. They show him the steps to flying a space shuttle. They put him in and here’s the layout:

Green video, Red,
Yellow, screen, blue
Gold, Handle Bar

He learned that automatically. He was hired right then he was shot off in two weeks. He was in a white suite and a big white helmet. He was flying and cutting flips through the air. The end fell off of the shuttle fell in to space. The monkey ran for the end of the 2nd half but it was falling off too. So he ran to the end of the first one and made it just before it sealed up. He hits the red button not remembering it’s the eject button. He fly’s out of the shuttle. While he is in the air he remembers he has a jet pack on his back. He hits the button on his shoulder and an armrest comes out with a joy on it. He flies it to earth and keeps hollering at the people in the command center.