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Box of Cookies
Text Box: My mom told me to take a box of cookies to my grandma’s house around the corner. I put them in the basket of my bicycle and started pedaling. As soon as I got to the end of the street, I saw the Dawson Brothers, the neighborhood bullies, standing there with their arms folded and looking really mean! I decided I would take a different way around, but they kept following me. I pedaled even faster and they still trapped me. They got closer and closer, but then my dad came out of no where and pushed them down from their bikes! As soon as they fell I headed straight for my grandma’s house. I gave my grandma the cookies and I told her about the Dawson Brothers. She said “Don’t be afraid, they wouldn’t hurt a little girl like you”. I thought to myself yes they would, but I knew that dad would protect even if they were outside waiting for me. I came out soon enough and I didn’t see them, so I quickly pedaled home. I made it and I thanked my dad for helping me, but I knew I was never going to deliver cookies to my grandma’s house again...

                 Tim slammed his alarm clock, he fell out of bed, skipped to the hall, and ran down the steps to the kitchen.  He repeated “Hi mom”!  I ate my breakfast very quickly so I could see what was on TV.  Their was nothing on, I jogged down to the garage and grabbed my bike out of the junky old garage that was about to collapse before me.  I started to pedal faster, and  faster as I finally was there.  It was my uncle’s coffee shop , they sell the best donut’s ever.  My uncle gave me 3 free donut’s.  I swallowed them whole in a very slow motion, so I could enjoy the taste while it lasts.

                 One day when I was at Taco Fareto, I had asked for a taco salad and the waitress said “Right away”…  You see my favorite food is taco salad and every time I’m at a Mexican place I must have a taco salad!!  The salad is almost here closer and closer, and finally the salad is here.  As I started to eat it I noticed a taste in it that was kind of hot!  Oh my gosh it’s hot salsa and I'm allergic to it!!  I quickly ran to the bathroom to wash my tongue out as fast as I could.  Finally I got rid of the taste in my mouth and I also talked to the manager and told him how it was the worst taco salad in my entire life, but it turns out that the salad was not taco it was some other type of salad that they added peppers, hot salsa and more hot stuff!  So it really wasn’t a taco salad at all!!
My MorningThat's why?

                                          

 

           Shoe: “How’s it going?”

         Foot: “Pretty well I’d say, except one thing your shoes stink!”

         Shoe: “Well excuse me, I’m not an air freshener!!”

         Foot: “Just stop stinking up the place (shoe)”

         Shoe: “Oh my gosh theirs gum stuck to me, get it off, get it off!”      

         Foot: “Just rub the gum on the cement”

         Shoe: “Good idea, Ou that hurt, Ou it’s just making it worse!”

         Foot: “Well then try to, no, how about, nope, I know all you have to          do is, I got nothing”

         Shoe: “Hey I know I’ll I have to do is take me off you.”

         Foot: “No don’t”

         Shoe: “Too late”

         Foot: “Ou now I have to walk on the cement and it’s burning hot!!”

         Shoe: “I think the gum is gone, let me check.”

Foot: “Is it, huh huh is it”

Shoe: “Yes finally the gum is gone!”

Foot: “Ok you got It off now put your shoe back on”

Shoe: “Fine, their happy now?”

Foot: “Yes I’ am, watch out for that mud puddle

Shoe: “Ah man now how am I supposed to get this off?”

 
The Shoe and Foot Conversation

                 As I go up the creepy yet squeaky steps I see the stained glass windows are broken and shattered.  I slowly open the door, and walk in whispering “Hello is anybody their” in a hushed tone.  Their was a noise coming from upstairs, so I went up the steps one by one.  When I reached the top, I hear the noise coming from one of the bed rooms, but the door says “Keep out, Danger”!!  I open the door and a flying blue figure comes straight towards me, but I ducked and it missed me.  “where did that come from?”  I heard another noise, except this one was close to me, so I ran as fast as I could and on my way out I yelled “I’m never coming back here again!”.  I will never know what was in that house...

                 Their once was a girl named Samantha and if she was given one wish it would be to have a great life, you know like the ones in fairy tales!

         One day when she was over at her friend Nikki’s house they had noticed a big lump in the ground.  Nikki went to go get her dad’s shovel and dig it up and when they dug it up they found a well, but it was small.  Well’s are supposed to hold water, but this one didn’t hold any water at all.

         The next day, both Samantha and Nikki had been waiting to put a quarter in the well since yesterday.  So, Nikki put hers in first and then it was Samantha’s turn to put in a quarter in the well and make a wish!

         You know how people aren’t supposed to tell their wishes well unfortunately she did because Nikki was begging her to tell and Samantha cracked.  It’s been at least one week and her wish still hasn’t come true.  So they both decided to make another wish and would not tell anyone about it.

Samantha spent the night over at Nikki’s house the next week, and as soon as she got their she threw in her quarter.  Samantha wished and wished all night long, but she never told Nikki or anybody else about her wish.  I hope fairy tales do come true!!!
The Desirable WellThe Creepy House